6 Tremendous SEO Mistakes (And How to Fix Them) - A Blog by Donald J. Trump
So, there you have it, folks. Follow these tips, and you'll be well on your way to making your website great again.
Hello everyone, it's me, Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in the history of presidents. Today, I'm going to talk about something very important - SEO. That's right, Search Engine Optimisation. You see, just like I've mastered the art of making deals and building the best buildings, I know a thing or two about dominating the internet.
Let's get right down to it. I've seen a lot of people, good people, making some bigly mistakes when it comes to SEO. So, I'm going to lay it out for you, step by step, on how to fix them.
1. Ignoring On-Page SEO: You gotta optimise your website, folks. Make sure those keywords are in there, and your meta tags are top-notch. It's all about making your site great again!
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2. Slow Page Load Speed: Nobody likes slow websites, believe me. Your site has to load faster than a Trump rally entrance.
👉 Use Google PageSpeed Insights to check how fast (or slow) you are.
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3. Not Using Structured Data Markup: You gotta give Google the best, most tremendous information about your site.
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4. Forgetting About User Experience (UX): Your website has to be easy to use, folks. Nobody wants a confusing mess — it’s like trying to follow one of Joe Biden's speeches, total disaster!
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5. Keyword Stuffing: Don't overdo it with the keywords, folks. It's like putting too much hairspray on your hair - it just looks silly. Focus on quality content, and the keywords will come naturally.
6. Not Monitoring Analytics Data: You gotta keep an eye on your website's performance, folks. Just like I keep an eye on the fake news media. Use analytics data to see what's working and what's not, and then make your site even better.
👉 Use Google Analytics to track everything.
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So, there you have it, folks. Follow these tips, and you'll be well on your way to making your website great again. Remember, nobody knows SEO better than me, Donald J. Trump. And together, we're going to dominate the internet like never before. Thank you, and God bless America!
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